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clockwork-mockingbird:

I’m imagining Jane getting this picture on her phone one day and breaking into giggles in the middle of a dangerous experiment.

clockwork-mockingbird:

I’m imagining Jane getting this picture on her phone one day and breaking into giggles in the middle of a dangerous experiment.

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Anonymous said: What if, instead of hiding her under the hospital, Regina gave Belle curse memories and sent her over the town line? Lacey French isn't sure why she doesn't age, but she'd rather not be the scientific curiosity of the century, so she keeps a low profile. Then her neighbor's dad gets stabbed in the lobby by a hook-handed freak, and she finds herself on a pirate ship bound for Storybrooke Maine, where the town drunk, the florist, and Neal Cassidy's (kind of hot) dad keep calling her Belle.

((Ooh, interesting!  Let’s see now…  Okay, firstly, I’m actually pretty sure Belle would age, so Lacey’s in her fifties here.  Y’know, just like Robert Carlyle.  Secondly, this is a very big idea, so I’m distilling it down to the action bits.  Thirdly, I haven’t written Lacey before, so, y’know, hopefully this works for people.  Thanks for the fascinating prompt, Anon!))

Sooner or later, Lacey is going to snap out of this.  She’s going to wake up behind O’Reilly’s, dust herself off, swear she’ll never touch another drop of whatever it was Sam poured her last night, and everything will go back to normal.  She squeezes her eyes shut for a long moment.  When she takes a peek, she’s still on board what can only be described as a pirate ship.  Captain Hook’s pirate ship, or so the swarthy one-handed man in black claimed.  Once again, Lacey checks the corners of the room for hidden cameras.

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Anonymous said: Congratulations on 200 followers--I'm surprised you don't have more, tbh. If you're still taking prompts, I've got a couple, if not, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna love whatever you write. What would've happened if Belle kissed Rumple goodbye when he sent her to town for straw?

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lotus0kid:

((Thanks, Anon!  And hey, I’m finally getting to write a bit of a thing I’ve wanted to write for years.  So, that’s cool.))

Rumpelstiltskin has seen queens sit with less poise and dignity than Belle does, perched fearlessly on his table, answering his silly questions.  He’s never met anyone like her, not in all his lonely years.  He can almost believe when she talks about love and its layers that there might be a chance that she thinks she’d find it under his layers.  What a terrifying thought, his mind remarks with vague giddy panic.

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WTF? But then she realises that she can send Gaston back home with messages to her father reassuring him of her well-being and she goes back to the Dark Castle, right?

RIGHT?

Ah, no, not really.  As far as I can tell, a few months later Rumpelstiltskin has to go to the Marshlands because of reasons and it’s really awkward and painful with him and Belle pretending they’re not in love with each other, and maybe they end up alone in the garden by the sea and he gives her Humphrey Bogart’s “hill of beans” speech and everything’s still awkward and painful and maybe that’s why I haven’t ever written it in 2+ years of shipping.

Look, just listen to this if you want the next part.

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YOU GUYS THIS IS SO IMPORTANT 

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socialjusticekoolaid:

HAPPENING NOW (9.26.14): And in an instance, mayhem. The police attacked protesters without warning or clear provocation, mind you, WHILE the police chief was out chatting/marching with them. More to come tonight. Stay woke. #farfromover (PT I) (PT II)

So while the Chief was PR stuntin, one of his officers decided to charge through the crowd and INCITE A MELEE. I repeat, the officers got physical with protesters, and in the ensuing mayhem, used it as an excuse to whoop on some of the protesters. THERE IS VIDEO! CNN is already misreporting it as an attack on the chief. Do not let them spread that lie. These pigs have no regard, respect, or consideration for the protesters, peaceful or otherwise. #staywoke #farfromover

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coolghost:

amazing that there are living humans out there who have chosen to label other groups of people “justice warriors” and align themselves as directly opposed to them. opposed to justice. look in the mirror. tell yourself “i hate justice”. do you feel like a batman villain yet.

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pilgrimstateofmind:

ATTENTION FOR A SECOND, YO: Real talk, this animal (the Ordovician Helmet crab, aka the Horseshoe crab, aka the Atlantic’s most at-risk shelled animal) is of a species that is close to 450 million years old. They are considered endangered, and often wash up on the shores of Long Island (this big lady crab was at TR park in Oyster Bay)Note: these animals are often used to extract their blue blood and cure diseases. They help the ocean out big time. And they are one of the longest-surviving species on the planet. They’re washing up and people don’t think to/are scared to save them because of their deceivingly harmless barbs. Take note, friends. Their barbs are NOT stingers. They cannot hurt you. Their pinchers aren’t pinchers, they’re just little legs that are actually really soft! The barb tail they have is actually what they use to stick into the ocean floor or the sand when waves knock them over or they flip onto their backs by accident. And you can help them out by flipping them back over very quickly and helping them scuttle back into the water if you see them struggling. This is way important. Just call me the Sarah McLachlan of horseshoe crabs.

pilgrimstateofmind:

ATTENTION FOR A SECOND, YO: 

Real talk, this animal (the Ordovician Helmet crab, aka the Horseshoe crab, aka the Atlantic’s most at-risk shelled animal) is of a species that is close to 450 million years old. They are considered endangered, and often wash up on the shores of Long Island (this big lady crab was at TR park in Oyster Bay)

Note: these animals are often used to extract their blue blood and cure diseases. They help the ocean out big time. And they are one of the longest-surviving species on the planet. They’re washing up and people don’t think to/are scared to save them because of their deceivingly harmless barbs. 

Take note, friends. Their barbs are NOT stingers. They cannot hurt you. Their pinchers aren’t pinchers, they’re just little legs that are actually really soft! The barb tail they have is actually what they use to stick into the ocean floor or the sand when waves knock them over or they flip onto their backs by accident. And you can help them out by flipping them back over very quickly and helping them scuttle back into the water if you see them struggling. 

This is way important. Just call me the Sarah McLachlan of horseshoe crabs.

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"Where you come from is gone, where you thought you were going to was never there, and where you are is no good unless you can get away from it. Where is there a place for you to be? No place… Nothing outside you can give you any place… In yourself right now is all the place you’ve got."

— Flannery O’Connor, Wise Blood (via abominibble)

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mariusperkins:

Beyond Belief: one picspam per episode

Frank: Bobo had been holding phony seances for trust fund kids looking for a thrill. He brought Sadie to one, and her natural sensitivity turned a fraudulent seance into a real affair. A particularly nasty specter came through and needed me to put it’s lights out.
Sade: I dare say Frank cut a dashing figure, mysterious and powerful, whilst most were running about hysterically.
Frank: You weren’t running about.
Sadie: I believe I forgot to.
Frank: You were lovely in the candlelight.
Sadie: You pushed that specter back into the ouija board from whence it came.
Frank: And you said thank you, and that was it for me.
Sadie: And I was already a goner, nought was left but to throw Bobo over for you.
Frank: Which you did directly. She took my hand.
Sadie: And never gave it back.

mariusperkins:

Beyond Belief: one picspam per episode

Frank: Bobo had been holding phony seances for trust fund kids looking for a thrill. He brought Sadie to one, and her natural sensitivity turned a fraudulent seance into a real affair. A particularly nasty specter came through and needed me to put it’s lights out.

Sade: I dare say Frank cut a dashing figure, mysterious and powerful, whilst most were running about hysterically.

Frank: You weren’t running about.

Sadie: I believe I forgot to.

Frank: You were lovely in the candlelight.

Sadie: You pushed that specter back into the ouija board from whence it came.

Frank: And you said thank you, and that was it for me.

Sadie: And I was already a goner, nought was left but to throw Bobo over for you.

Frank: Which you did directly. She took my hand.

Sadie: And never gave it back.

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trashandscraps:

Belle’s various personas as each of the Hogwarts House Founders

slytherin- lacey
gryffindor- the adventurer
hufflepuff- lady belle

ravenclaw- the librarian 

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yudoku:

2014年 桜 by ebiyuka

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gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

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